Council Application

A guy goes to the Aberdeen Council to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, ‘Are you allergic to anything?’

He answers ‘Yes – caffeine’

‘Have you ever been in the services?’

‘Yes,’ he says. ‘I was in Iraq for two years.’

The interviewer says, ‘That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,’
and then asks, ‘Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, ‘Yes 100%…an bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.’

The interviewer tells the guy, ‘O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.

Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.

You can start tomorrow at 10:00 – and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.’

The guy is puzzled and says, ‘If the hours are from 8AM to 2 PM, why don’t you want me to be here before 10 AM?’ ‘

‘This is a council job,’ the interviewer says. ‘For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that

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