The Funny Side of Marriage

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
Or get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
‘Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?’
‘Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.’

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When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .

A little boy asked his father,
‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?’
Father replied, ‘I don’t know son, I’m still paying.’

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A young son asked,
‘Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?’
Dad replied, ‘That happens in every country, son.’

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say — talk in your sleep.

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Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.

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First guy says, ‘My wife’s an angel!’
Second guy remarks, ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’
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