Signs of The Times

Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office: 
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” 

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In a Podiatrist’s office: 
“Time wounds all heels.” 

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On a Septic Tank Truck: 

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels 

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On a Plumber’s  truck: 

“We repair what your husband fixed.” 

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On another Plumber’s truck: 

“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.” 

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On a Church’s Bill board: 

“7 days without God makes one weak.” 

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At a Tyre Store 

“Invite us to your next blowout.” 

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On an Electrician’s truck: 

“Let us remove your shorts.” 

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In a Non-smoking Area: 

“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.” 

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On a Maternity Room door: 

“Push. Push. Push.” 

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At an Optometrist’s Office: 

“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.” 

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On a Taxidermist’s window: 

“We really know our stuff.” 

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On a Fence: 

“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!” 

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At a Car Dealership: 

“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.” 

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store: 

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
 

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In a Vets waiting room: 

“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
 

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In a Restaurant window: 

“Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.” 

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 

“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”

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And don’t forget the sign at a 

RADIATOR SHOP: 

“Best place in town to take a leak.” 

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Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck: 

“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”

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