Archives for June 2017
Malcolm’s Wee Specimens
Michaelia’s Shopping Walks
George’s Solicitor
George had responded to a call from his solitors, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer’s firm, and was ushered into his office.
“Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” the lawyer asked.
“Well, if those are my choices, I guess I’ll take the bad news first”.
“Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars”.
“That’s the bad news?” George was stunned? “If you call that bad, I can’t wait to hear the terrible news”.
“The terrible news is that it’s of you and your secretary”.
Fred and Bill Play Golf
There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred. Bill’s wife always commented on how happy he looked after a game.
But one day he came home from their weekly game looking terrible and very tired.
His wife asked “What’s the matter, Bill? You always seem so happy after golf and you look miserable right now”.
Bill said “Well, something terrible happened. Fred had a heart attack on the first hole”.
“My God, honey!” said the wife, rushing to comfort him. “That must’ve been terrible!”
“It was” he said. “All day long it was: hit the ball, drag Fred to the ball, and then hit it again…”
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