Smart Ass

Two youngish businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be-opened new store, in New York.

As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, “I bet you that any minute now, some senior citizen is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask us what we’re selling.”

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, “What are you guys selling here?”

One of the men replied sarcastically, “We’re selling ass-holes mate.”

Without skipping a beat, the old Bloke said … “Must be doing well… Only two left.”

Seniors — don’t mess with them!

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