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Precise Mathematics

This comes from 2 maths teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,
that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullsh!t
and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!

Controlled Quantum Levitation: with some fun added

Cutting edge science plus some fun, equals this:

I give it ten years before we’re all riding around in nitrogen fuelled land-speeders. You heard it here first.

Apps hit record high in December


Analytics firm Flurry said 1.2 billion apps were downloaded in the last week of December.Activity was buoyed by the facts that many users received new devices for Christmas and firms offered discounted apps over the holiday period.The US was responsible for nearly half of the downloads, followed by China and the UK.With 81 million downloads, the UK easily surpassed Canada (41 million), Germany (40 million) and France (40 million).It was beaten to second spot by China with 99 million downloads. The US was out ahead with 509 million.
Via www.bbc.co.uk

Edison would’ve loved new light bulb law


Light and safety, and low cost, were all great features of Edison’s light bulbs.
But come January 1, when a light-bulb law setting new efficiency standards is set to take effect, it’s out with those old incandescents and in with the new. My great grandfather’s 100-watt incandescent will be replaced with new energy-efficient versions, including CFLs, LEDs, and — yes — new and improved incandescent bulbs. When better lighting is fully implemented throughout our country, we’ll be saving $13 billion a year in electricity costs and we’ll eliminate the need for 30 large power plants, according to the Natural Resources Defense Council, an environmental advocacy group.
Via edition.cnn.com

Assorted funny quotes

“ The idea of an office is great. It gives a person a place to escape the miseries of home”. – Milton Berle

“Organised people are just people who are too lazy to look for things”.

“Im very organised, everything is in one big pile”. – Duck and cover

“I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to have to see you every day”. –Ephemera

“Due to the highly confidential natire of my job, I am not allowed to know what I am doing”.

“My soul was removed to make way for all this sarcasm”. – duck and cover

“Death is lifes way of telling you you’re fired”. – R. Geis

“I’m ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is ready for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter”. – W. Churchill

“when I was a boy, the dead sea was only sick”. – G. Burns

“ I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face”.- H. Hill

“I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if im not there I carry on as usual”. – Patrick Moore

“my mother is no spring chicken, although she has as many chemicals in her as one”. -Dame Edna

“old people should not eat health foods, they need all the preservatives they can get”. – R. Orben

“youth is a wonderful thing, what a crime to waste it on children”. – G, B. Shaw

Qarl’s parametric mesh deformer on display, feedback sought


Yesterday (and I nearly missed it), Karl Stiefvater put up a preliminary look at the crowd-funded parametric mesh deformer. “I should specify immediately that it’s not done,” said Stiefvater, “but the heavy-lifting part of it is.”
Via dwellonit.taterunino.net

CAT UDC Blog: Second Life to vAcamedia: The Future of Virtual Worlds for Distance Learning


Beginning around 2005 Colleges and Universities around the country became increasingly interested in the learning opportunities offered by the 3d Virtual World Second Life. Colleges and Universities around the country from Texas State Technical College which developed an online associate’s degree program, to Ivy’s like Harvard, flocked to Second Life to develop virtual campuses and classrooms. At the University of the District of Columbia, the Administration of Justice program created a Second Life Virtual World to simulate investigation scenes.
Via cat-udc.blogspot.com

Invoked computing: you really can use a banana as a telephone


Alvaro Cassinelli is an assistant professor at the Ishikawa-Oku lab at the University of Tokyo. He and his partner, Alexis Zerroug, have created a multi-modal, spatial augmented reality, a system that instantaneously changes household objects into communication devices. The effect, known as “invoked computing”, is a process that has enabled Cassinelli to transform a discarded pizza box into a laptop computer and a banana into a telephone. The idea won the grand prize at Laval Virtual, an international conference and exhibition on virtual reality and converging technologies.
Via www.guardian.co.uk

Hackers prepare space satellites


Never get in the way of a hobbyist, we always say!
=======Computer hackers plan to take the internet beyond the reach of censors by putting their own communication satellites into orbit.The scheme was outlined at the Chaos Communication Congress in Berlin.The project’s organisers said the Hackerspace Global Grid will also involve developing a grid of ground stations to track and communicate with the satellites.Longer term they hope to help put an amateur astronaut on the moon.Hobbyists have already put a few small satellites into orbit – usually only for brief periods of time – but tracking the devices has proved difficult for low-budget projects.The hacker activist Nick Farr first put out calls for people to contribute to the project in August. He said that the increasing threat of internet censorship had motivated the project.”The first goal is an uncensorable internet in space. Let’s take the internet out of the control of terrestrial entities,” Mr Farr said.
Via www.bbc.co.uk

Elderly can be as fast as young in some brain tasks, study shows


Both children and the elderly have slower response times when they have to make quick decisions in some settings. But recent research suggests that much of that slower response is a conscious choice to emphasize accuracy over speed.

In fact, healthy older people can be trained to respond faster in some decision-making tasks without hurting their accuracy — meaning their cognitive skills in this area aren’t so different from younger adults.
“Many people think that it is just natural for older people’s brains to slow down as they age, but we’re finding that isn’t always true,” said Roger Ratcliff, professor of psychology at Ohio State University and co-author of the studies.
“At least in some situations, 70-year-olds may have response times similar to those of 25-year olds.”
Via www.sciencedaily.com

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