Archives for 2012

Assorted funny quotes

“ The idea of an office is great. It gives a person a place to escape the miseries of home”. – Milton Berle

“Organised people are just people who are too lazy to look for things”.

“Im very organised, everything is in one big pile”. – Duck and cover

“I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to have to see you every day”. –Ephemera

“Due to the highly confidential natire of my job, I am not allowed to know what I am doing”.

“My soul was removed to make way for all this sarcasm”. – duck and cover

“Death is lifes way of telling you you’re fired”. – R. Geis

“I’m ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is ready for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter”. – W. Churchill

“when I was a boy, the dead sea was only sick”. – G. Burns

“ I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face”.- H. Hill

“I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if im not there I carry on as usual”. – Patrick Moore

“my mother is no spring chicken, although she has as many chemicals in her as one”. -Dame Edna

“old people should not eat health foods, they need all the preservatives they can get”. – R. Orben

“youth is a wonderful thing, what a crime to waste it on children”. – G, B. Shaw

Qarl’s parametric mesh deformer on display, feedback sought


Yesterday (and I nearly missed it), Karl Stiefvater put up a preliminary look at the crowd-funded parametric mesh deformer. “I should specify immediately that it’s not done,” said Stiefvater, “but the heavy-lifting part of it is.”
Via dwellonit.taterunino.net

CAT UDC Blog: Second Life to vAcamedia: The Future of Virtual Worlds for Distance Learning


Beginning around 2005 Colleges and Universities around the country became increasingly interested in the learning opportunities offered by the 3d Virtual World Second Life. Colleges and Universities around the country from Texas State Technical College which developed an online associate’s degree program, to Ivy’s like Harvard, flocked to Second Life to develop virtual campuses and classrooms. At the University of the District of Columbia, the Administration of Justice program created a Second Life Virtual World to simulate investigation scenes.
Via cat-udc.blogspot.com

Invoked computing: you really can use a banana as a telephone


Alvaro Cassinelli is an assistant professor at the Ishikawa-Oku lab at the University of Tokyo. He and his partner, Alexis Zerroug, have created a multi-modal, spatial augmented reality, a system that instantaneously changes household objects into communication devices. The effect, known as “invoked computing”, is a process that has enabled Cassinelli to transform a discarded pizza box into a laptop computer and a banana into a telephone. The idea won the grand prize at Laval Virtual, an international conference and exhibition on virtual reality and converging technologies.
Via www.guardian.co.uk

Hackers prepare space satellites


Never get in the way of a hobbyist, we always say!
=======Computer hackers plan to take the internet beyond the reach of censors by putting their own communication satellites into orbit.The scheme was outlined at the Chaos Communication Congress in Berlin.The project’s organisers said the Hackerspace Global Grid will also involve developing a grid of ground stations to track and communicate with the satellites.Longer term they hope to help put an amateur astronaut on the moon.Hobbyists have already put a few small satellites into orbit – usually only for brief periods of time – but tracking the devices has proved difficult for low-budget projects.The hacker activist Nick Farr first put out calls for people to contribute to the project in August. He said that the increasing threat of internet censorship had motivated the project.”The first goal is an uncensorable internet in space. Let’s take the internet out of the control of terrestrial entities,” Mr Farr said.
Via www.bbc.co.uk

Elderly can be as fast as young in some brain tasks, study shows


Both children and the elderly have slower response times when they have to make quick decisions in some settings. But recent research suggests that much of that slower response is a conscious choice to emphasize accuracy over speed.

In fact, healthy older people can be trained to respond faster in some decision-making tasks without hurting their accuracy — meaning their cognitive skills in this area aren’t so different from younger adults.
“Many people think that it is just natural for older people’s brains to slow down as they age, but we’re finding that isn’t always true,” said Roger Ratcliff, professor of psychology at Ohio State University and co-author of the studies.
“At least in some situations, 70-year-olds may have response times similar to those of 25-year olds.”
Via www.sciencedaily.com

Print me a Stradivarius


THE industrial revolution of the late 18th century made possible the mass production of goods, thereby creating economies of scale which changed the economy—and society—in ways that nobody could have imagined at the time. Now a new manufacturing technology has emerged which does the opposite. Three-dimensional printing makes it as cheap to create single items as it is to produce thousands and thus undermines economies of scale. It may have as profound an impact on the world as the coming of the factory did.It works like this. First you call up a blueprint on your computer screen and tinker with its shape and colour where necessary. Then you press print. A machine nearby whirrs into life and builds up the object gradually, either by depositing material from a nozzle, or by selectively solidifying a thin layer of plastic or metal dust using tiny drops of glue or a tightly focused beam. Products are thus built up by progressively adding material, one layer at a time: hence the technology’s other name, additive manufacturing. Eventually the object in question—a spare part for your car, a lampshade, a violin—pops out. The beauty of the technology is that it does not need to happen in a factory. Small items can be made by a machine like a desktop printer, in the corner of an office, a shop or even a house; big items—bicycle frames, panels for cars, aircraft parts—need a larger machine, and a bit more space.
Via www.economist.com

Five tech industry predictions for 2012


The really big Internet IPO returned and the massive venture capital funding bubble inflated, which seems difficult considering that the venture capital industry is far smaller than it was three years ago. But look at some of the crazy valuations on revenue-less photo-sharing startups like Color and Path. And there is clearly another bubble inflating in the cloud computing sector, with every company that uses a distributed architecture now calling itself a “cloud company.” So what does 2012 have in store? Here are my predictions.
Via venturebeat.com

Virtual Combat IED Simulation


The Raytheon team of Reston Virginia along with other technology giants involved in Virtual Combat Simulation, successfully designed a portable, fully immersive, IED training platform using commercially available, off-the-shelf components. The Virtual IED Combat Simulator provides accurate, real-time, live-Soldier simulations for training exercises. Their configuration is flexible. Due to this, individuals, teams and full units are able to be trained simultaneously. As part of the IED Defeat Task Force, Raytheon Chairman and CEO William H. Swanson stated, “The task force’s goal is to identify and field technology and training solutions designed to defeat IEDs.. The task force’s goal is to identify and field technology and training solutions designed to defeat IEDs.”
Via www.examiner.com

NASA spacecraft enters moon’s orbit


A NASA spacecraft fired its engine and slipped into orbit around the moon Saturday in the first of two back-to-back arrivals over the New Year’s weekend.Ground controllers at the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory erupted in cheers and applause after receiving a signal that the probe was healthy and circling the moon. An engineer was seen on closed-circuit television blowing a noisemaker to herald the New Year’s Eve arrival.”This is great, a big relief,” deputy project scientist Sami Asmar told a roomful of family and friends who gathered at the NASA center to watch the drama unfold.
Via www.cbc.ca

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