The perfect Xmas food gift: edible bling

I love a good piece of food that looks like gold or silver. Ok, not really, but if I did I’d buy a shed-load of this allegedly harmless and edible bling spray to coat my Tim Tams and Zooper Doopers in:

For those worried about ingredients, it contains all these ‘harmless’ sounding things: Ethanol, Butane-E943a, Isobutane – E943b, Propane-E944, E555(Potassium aluminium silicate), E171 (Titanium Dioxide), E172 (Iron Oxides and Hydroxides)

So there you go – why eat another non-gold or silver piece of toast? You know it makes sense.

Croissants and Danish Pastries: behind the scenes

I’m really pushing the boundaries of saying this is tech-related, but what the hell. Below is a fascinating video on how croissants are made. Enough said, now watch:

Enough butter for you?

God, the Devil and Fat

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and orange vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God’s bountiful gifts, Satan created Norgen-Vaaz Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said ‘You want hot caramel fudge with that? And Man said ‘Yes!’ And Woman said, ‘I’ll have one too with chocolate chips’. And lo they gained 5kg

And God created the healthy yoghurt that woman might keep the figure that man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 16.

So God said, ‘Try my fresh green salad’. And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said ‘I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them’.

And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks , followed by deep-fried Mars Bars, and Man’s cholesterol went through the roof.

Then God brought forth the potato; naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition.

Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt.. And Man put on more kilos. God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra kilos.

And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.

Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created McDonalds and the $2 double cheeseburger.. Then Satan said ‘You want fries with that?’ and Man replied, ‘Yes, and super size ’em’. And Satan said, ‘It is good.’ And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest..

God sighed ……… And created quadruple by-pass surgery.
And then ………… Satan chuckled and created Medicare!!!

Finally,after an exhaustive review of the research literature, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2.Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3.Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
6. The French eat foie-Gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like – Speaking English is apparently what kills you!!

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